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After I finish drying my face area after a shower, I always make sure not to touch the portion of the towel that I used to dry my face, to my crotch.. because I don't want to rub my face all over my crotch.
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What's the worst thing that could happen to you this very moment?
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I was strangled by a crackhead hobo with a toilet seat
while being chased by a crazy clown with a metal pipe
he found while digging through piles of trash and fecies
that was released by a transvestite when he/she was dumped in
a dumpster after falling off of a 100ft cliff
AND and the person who killed the tranny
was ME!
This makes me laugh so hard!!!
Updated: 04/20/08 9:59 AM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!how to get owned by a computer!
XD
i had a longer version but i cant find it!!!
I sent one in a week ago
and i still dont see it up!
WTF!!!
I paint Master Chief
took me awhile but i got it done!
XD
